We all like to think that we are hilarious texters. Sure, we’ve fired off the occasional comedic gem that’s left us feeling like we should have found our real home on SNL.
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But really, some people bring their A-game when it comes to hilarious messages—and sometimes it’s not even on purpose. We’ve collected 50 of the funniest texts that have ever been sent.
Holy Menu
We all know that food is truly precious and in many ways, totally sacred to many of us, but we can’t help but feel that this texter somewhat got the wrong end of the stick here.
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Because do they really think that the “a la carte” menu is named after the Arabic word for God? Just how holy do they find their food? Pretty amazing.
Mom Shamed
There’s no one quite like your mom to bring you back down to earth and keep any ego in check that might be growing out of control.
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Take this mom for example—she doesn't even need a witty retort or a sarcastic comment. Just one word “loser” says it all really. Harsh mom. Don't hold back how you really feel.
Claws Out
Lol! We are really in two minds about this one. Is this a potential suitor, who simply can’t let go of his love interest, making up silly and unnecessary reasons to see her again?
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Or is this a wildly uncaring cat owner, who genuinely will leave her cat to fend for herself amidst a known coyote population? Either way, we are pretty stumped.
Major Misunderstanding
Wow, that escalated quickly. We kind of admire this mom’s commitment to her family and staying loyal to her husband, while also calling out any potential suitors who might come up a bit cheap for her standards.
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Good for her! Only problem is, this isn’t someone trying to lure her to infidelity… it’s her own daughter. Whose number is apparently not even stored in her phone.
Forget Me Not
We all know the pain and worry of waking up the morning after and not remembering what we did the night before. One of the biggest fears is, “how much did I spend?” so this person is super relieved to find it wasn't that much.
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Only to discover that this was because they consumed over 30 margaritas in one evening. And then more questions, inevitably, are to come.
College Fever
There are two very different types of people in this post. One is the type who either is genuinely sick or feigns it effectively in order to get out of class. And the other really seems to need a lot more education in general.
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Besides this, we can’t help but totally enjoy that this guy is saved as “Jeremy from Transcendentalism”. What a great niche group of students this class must be.
